| Hunger: | Please eat something! |
| Eating disorder: | No. You're fat. You don't deserve food. |
| Hunger: | Just one bite. |
| Me: | I'll just have one bite. It will be fine. |
| *takes a bite* | |
| Eating disorder: | Now you've done it. Look how weak you are. See how fat you are. |
| Hunger: | Eating disorder already hates you, but I'm still hungry, keep eating! |
| Me: | I guess I might as well... |
| *eats like a pig* | |
| Hunger: | I'm stuffed. Hmm maybe I wasn't necessary after all. |
| Eating disorder: | You.Fucking.Whale. You better get rid of everything you've eaten. Don't forget to feel guilty and ashamed while you're at it. |
just one more pint and I’ll be fine.